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Largest US Muslim advocacy group suspends Florida operations over ‘terrorist’ designation law

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·7 Nov, 01:30 am
Largest US Muslim advocacy group suspends Florida operations over ‘terrorist’ designation law — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

Florida law allows officials to label groups terrorist, CAIR will shut down operations.

The UNHINGED Take

DeSantis got a god‑damn terrorist sword and swings it at CAIR like it’s a toddler. Florida’s justice waltz is a clown’s balcony drop. Watch the verdict dance into the ash.

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The Bottom Line

FUTILE BARBED / 10

DeSantis got a god‑damn terrorist sword and swings it at CAIR like it’s a toddler.

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DeSantis got a god‑damn terrorist sword and swings it at CAIR like it’s a toddler. FUTILE BARBED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/largest-us-muslim-advocacy-group-suspends-florida-operations #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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