The Straight Version
Lionel Messi secured consecutive MLS Golden Boot awards after scoring 26 goals for Inter Miami this season.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine retiring from real football just to play against part-time accountants and MLS pub-league defenders. This golden boot is just a participation trophy for a pensioner on a beach vacation.
The Bottom Line
RETIREMENT HOME GLORY / 10
Imagine retiring from real football just to play against part-time accountants and MLS pub-league defenders.
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