The Straight Version
Nine people died when a small jet crashed into a Florida street near Mar-a-Lago.
The UNHINGED Take
Duffy clutching his orange Giuliani handshake still cries in Mar-a-Lago, while the jet’s fumes smell like felon’s regrets. 9 souls puff out front like lost golf dogs.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Duffy clutching his orange Giuliani handshake still cries in Mar-a-Lago, while the jet’s fumes smell like felon’s regrets.
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