The Straight Version
Namibian coach Oscar Nauhaus has been appointed as the new head coach for the UAE Women’s National Team.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine importing a cricket coach from Namibia to fix the UAE’s batting order like he’s performing a miracle in the desert. Absolute desperation move for a team that couldn't hit a parked bus.
The Bottom Line
DESPERATE TALENT VOID / 10
Imagine importing a cricket coach from Namibia to fix the UAE’s batting order like he’s performing a miracle in the desert.
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