The Straight Version
A Pakistani astronaut will join China's next space mission following a bilateral training agreement.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine scraping the bottom of the geopolitical barrel just to send a guy to orbit in a tin can. China is basically running a budget ride-share for its favorite debt-trap colony.
The Bottom Line
COLONIAL SPACE TAXI / 10
Imagine scraping the bottom of the geopolitical barrel just to send a guy to orbit in a tin can.
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