The Straight Version
Patrick Stewart, Star Trek legend, dies at 86 from Alzheimer’s and Lewy Body Dementia.
The UNHINGED Take
Patrick Stewart, the overdue captain of starships, drops into Alzheimer’s abyss, proving even X-Men heroes can’t dodge the cosmic glitch of memory.
The Bottom Line
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Patrick Stewart, the overdue captain of starships, drops into Alzheimer’s abyss, proving even X-Men heroes can’t dodge the cosmic glitch of memory.
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