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Rubio denies plans to leave post for White House bid

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·5 Nov, 11:51 pm
Rubio denies plans to leave post for White House bid — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

WASHINGTON: US Secretary of State Marco Rubio dismissed reports Thursday that he was planning to leave the Trump administration as he weighs his next moves after Republicans’ losses in midterm elections, according to The New York Times. It has “always been my plan” to work for President Donald Trump until the end of his term, Rubio told The Times in an interview. Rubio, who also serves as Trump’s national security adviser, is widely considered a potential successor to Trump in the 2028 president

The UNHINGED Take

"Rubio denies plans to leave post for White House bid" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Rubio denies plans to leave post for White House bid" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Rubio denies plans to leave post for White House bid" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/rubio-denies-plans-to-leave-post-for-white #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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