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Sharp metal objects found in Halloween sweets in Austria

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·4 Nov, 03:50 pm
Sharp metal objects found in Halloween sweets in Austria — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

Austrian police are investigating reports of nails and needles found hidden inside Halloween candy.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine risking a tetanus shot just for some cheap chocolate. These Austrian psychos are turning trick-or-treat into a DIY surgery clinic.

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PATHETIC NEANDERTHAL BEHAVIOR / 10

Imagine risking a tetanus shot just for some cheap chocolate.

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