The Straight Version
South Africa's ANC battles municipal elections; Ethiopia ousts six Sudanese diplomats over suspected RSF drone strikes; internal war displaces thousands.
The UNHINGED Take
ANC's election misery crawls into pothole policy; Ethiopia pens a palace scuffle, expulsing diplomats for RSF drone fairy‑tales; war pushes thousands to the gutter.
The Bottom Line
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ANC's election misery crawls into pothole policy; Ethiopia pens a palace scuffle, expulsing diplomats for RSF drone fairy‑tales; war pushes thousands to the gutter.
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