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Trump cancels Iowa, Kansas midterm events, opts for ‘tele-rallies’

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 12:44 am
Trump cancels Iowa, Kansas midterm events, opts for ‘tele-rallies’ — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

Trump cancels final Iowa and Kansas rallies, opts for tele-rallies in nearly 20 states.

The UNHINGED Take

RNC cried chaos, but Trump danced into a tele‑rally, leaving Iowa & Kansas as silent banquet tables while voters stare at his hologram—fugitive pride eating cheap air.

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RNC cried chaos, but Trump danced into a tele‑rally, leaving Iowa & Kansas as silent banquet tables while voters stare at his hologram—fugitive pride eating cheap air.

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RNC cried chaos, but Trump danced into a tele‑rally, leaving Iowa & Kansas as silent banquet tables while voters stare at his hologram—fugitive pride eating cheap air. BACKFLIP HACK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/trump-cancels-iowa-kansas-midterm-events-opts-for #NZE

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