The Straight Version
Two high-speed trains collided on the Madrid-Andalusia line, forcing a complete shutdown of rail traffic.
The UNHINGED Take
Spain manages to turn a high-speed commute into a glorified bumper car match. Their rail network is more cooked than a kebab left in the Riyadh sun.

The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR DISASTER / 10
Spain manages to turn a high-speed commute into a glorified bumper car match.
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