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🔴 Two high-speed trains collide in Spain, halting traffic on Madrid-Andalusia line

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 09:01 am
🔴 Two high-speed trains collide in Spain, halting traffic on Madrid-Andalusia line — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

Two high-speed trains collided on the Madrid-Andalusia line, forcing a complete shutdown of rail traffic.

The UNHINGED Take

Spain manages to turn a high-speed commute into a glorified bumper car match. Their rail network is more cooked than a kebab left in the Riyadh sun.

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The Bottom Line

CLOWN CAR DISASTER / 10

Spain manages to turn a high-speed commute into a glorified bumper car match.

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