The Straight Version
UN picks five judges for the ICJ after prolonged voting.
The UNHINGED Take
Five judges, one coffee, endless drama—UN literally turned election into a desert marathon for bureaucrats who think sand is a vote tally. They could've swapped seats for a camel race, then crashed the cake.
The Bottom Line
FARCE UN / 10
Five judges, one coffee, endless drama—UN literally turned election into a desert marathon for bureaucrats who think sand is a vote tally.
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