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US commits $125m to new economic cooperation agreement with Egypt

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·5 Nov, 10:14 am
US commits $125m to new economic cooperation agreement with Egypt — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

The US pledged $125 million to Egypt for a new economic cooperation and strategic development agreement.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine setting fire to a pile of cash just to watch Egypt try to fix a leaking tap. This is just expensive pocket change for a friendship built on desperate geopolitical handouts.

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The Bottom Line

FISCAL ARSON / 10

Imagine setting fire to a pile of cash just to watch Egypt try to fix a leaking tap.

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Imagine setting fire to a pile of cash just to watch Egypt try to fix a leaking tap. FISCAL ARSON / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/us-commits-125m-to-new-economic-cooperation-agreement #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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