The Straight Version
US and Saudi Arabia sign pact for US participation in Riyadh 2030 Expo.
The UNHINGED Take
Marco Rubio, chasing oil for peanuts, signed a pinky swear with Prince Faisal to let the U.S. eat the Riyadh Expo buffet while fans wait for the lights to dim.
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The Bottom Line
RUBIO SQUASH / 10
Marco Rubio, chasing oil for peanuts, signed a pinky swear with Prince Faisal to let the U.S.
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Marco Rubio, chasing oil for peanuts, signed a pinky swear with Prince Faisal to let the U.S. RUBIO SQUASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/us-joins-expo-2030-riyadh-as-official-participant #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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