The Straight Version
Zelenskyy urges US Congress to boost aid to Ukraine amid war.
The UNHINGED Take
Zelenskyy begs US Congress for more aid, while Congress snores like sleeping lions. Russia chuckles, while the US blows sand into Ukraine's puddle—nature's own joke.

The Bottom Line
HUNGRY BUT HIDDEN / 10
Zelenskyy begs US Congress for more aid, while Congress snores like sleeping lions.
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