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Attempted murder probe after petrol bomb thrown at French riot police

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Aftonbladet·1 Nov, 04:24 pm
Attempted murder probe after petrol bomb thrown at French riot police — Sweden
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The Straight Version

Youth-led protests end with street violence in cities across France, Germany, Switzerland, Portugal and Albania French officials have opened an investigation into the attempted murder of a police officer and Germany’s interior minister has called for harsh penalties after peaceful and mainly youth-led protests across Europe ended in violence. In Portugal, police – some with dogs – cleared protest camps with baton charges, while security forces in Switzerland were attacked with paving stones. Continue reading...

The UNHINGED Take

"Attempted murder probe after petrol bomb thrown at French riot police" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Attempted murder probe after petrol bomb thrown at French riot police" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Attempted murder probe after petrol bomb thrown at French riot police" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/attempted-murder-probe-after-petrol-bomb-thrown-at #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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