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Canada and EU announce new alliance open to like-minded countries

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Aftonbladet·30 Oct, 07:42 pm
Canada and EU announce new alliance open to like-minded countries — Sweden
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The Straight Version

Canada and EU reveal the Alliance for the Future at Montreal summit, inviting like‑minded nations.

The UNHINGED Take

Mark Carney and Ursula von der Leyen trade kumbaya until the nether world collapses; their Alliance for the Future is just a pastry‑flavored cop‑out that will smear the Tundra of democracy. Sweden rolls its eyes.

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The Bottom Line

BADASS BRAINWASH / 10

Mark Carney and Ursula von der Leyen trade kumbaya until the nether world collapses; their Alliance for the Future is just a pastry‑flavored cop‑out that will smear the Tundra of democracy.

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Mark Carney and Ursula von der Leyen trade kumbaya until the nether world collapses; their Alliance for the Future is just a pastry‑flavored cop‑out that will smear the Tundra of democracy. BADASS BRAINWASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/canada-and-eu-announce-new-al

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