The Straight Version
Minister says government will work towards banning fast-growing breed across country and throughout EU The Danish government is pursuing a national ban on “turbo chickens” and is calling for the fast-growing breed to be prohibited across Europe. The move comes amid widespread outrage over allegations of lawbreaking by one of Denmark’s big chicken producers. Continue reading...
The UNHINGED Take
"Denmark pushes for EU ban on ‘turbo chickens’ as secret footage causes outrage" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Denmark pushes for EU ban on ‘turbo chickens’ as secret footage causes outrage" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Denmark pushes for EU ban on ‘turbo chickens’ as secret footage causes outrage" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/denmark-pushes-for-eu-ban-on-turbo-chickens #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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