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Eight killed in series of shootings in western Turkey

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Expressen·5 Nov, 07:32 pm
Eight killed in series of shootings in western Turkey — Sweden
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The Straight Version

Eight people killed in shooting spree across three cars in western Turkey.

The UNHINGED Take

Eight folk gone in a jaw-busted Turkish car carnage, proving muskets love a good buffet of human blood. A savage spectacle of flesh-parading rifles.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Eight folk gone in a jaw-busted Turkish car carnage, proving muskets love a good buffet of human blood.

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