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EU to slap new €2 fee on online shopping orders from outside Europe

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Local Sweden·30 Oct, 09:00 am
EU to slap new €2 fee on online shopping orders from outside Europe — Sweden
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The Straight Version

The EU is imposing a new two-euro fee on all non-European online shopping orders starting November first.

The UNHINGED Take

Brussels bureaucrats are shaking down peasants for spare change while Chinese cargo ships keep flooding the ports. Pathetic protectionism from a rotting block that thinks taxing Temu haulers will save their dying retail sector.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL ECONOMIC FAILURE / 10

Brussels bureaucrats are shaking down peasants for spare change while Chinese cargo ships keep flooding the ports.

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