The Straight Version
Bomb threats halted four flights; Warsaw‑Modlin restored operations after sweeping the landing gate.
The UNHINGED Take
Jävla bomb threat, Warsaw‑Modlin slams a gate like a drunken kraka – even LOT’s hull gets dizzy. Zelenskyy? Merz? Steinmeier swapping op‑s soupy like they're making kelp stock.
The Bottom Line
Jävla NATO masochist / 10
Jävla bomb threat, Warsaw‑Modlin slams a gate like a drunken kraka – even LOT’s hull gets dizzy.
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