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French blood storage impacted by freezer hacks as theories swirl about culprits

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Expressen·4 Nov, 04:26 pm
French blood storage impacted by freezer hacks as theories swirl about culprits — Sweden
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The Straight Version

The French Blood Establishment (EFS) said cold rooms storing blood were impacted by hackers.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from French blood storage impacted by freezer hacks as theories swirl about culprits: "French blood storage impacted by freezer hacks as theories swirl about culprits". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from French blood storage impacted by freezer hacks as theories swirl about culprits: "French blood storage impacted by freezer hacks as theories swirl about culprits".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from French blood storage impacted by freezer hacks as theories swirl about culprits: "French blood storage impacted by freezer hacks as theories swirl about culprits". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/french

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