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French minister warns of 'very high' violence risk as country braces for Halloween protests

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·30 Oct, 06:57 am
French minister warns of 'very high' violence risk as country braces for Halloween protests — Sweden
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The Straight Version

France deploys 70,000 police as minister Laurent Nuñez warns of "very high" Halloween protest violence.

The UNHINGED Take

Laurent Nuñez thinks 70,000 cops will stop a French street party? They'll just add more targets to the bonfire, din gamla stöt. What a bunch of muppets.

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The Bottom Line

Absolute circus / 10

Laurent Nuñez thinks 70,000 cops will stop a French street party?

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Laurent Nuñez thinks 70,000 cops will stop a French street party? Absolute circus / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/french-minister-warns-of-very-high-violence-risk #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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