The Straight Version
French sailor Tom Laperche won the Route du Rhum, setting a record-breaking transatlantic speed.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending your life playing boat simulator just to arrive in Guadeloupe six hours faster than the last nerd. Nobody cares about your expensive glorified bath toy racing hobby.
The Bottom Line
BORING RICH PERSON CRAP / 10
Imagine spending your life playing boat simulator just to arrive in Guadeloupe six hours faster than the last nerd.
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