The Straight Version
Hackers attempted to breach US campaign finance systems just days before the midterm elections.
The UNHINGED Take
The FEC is about as secure as a screen door on a submarine while these clowns burn billions in donor cash. Even the hackers are just trying to speed up the inevitable collapse.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL DIGITAL CATASTROPHE / 10
The FEC is about as secure as a screen door on a submarine while these clowns burn billions in donor cash.
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The FEC is about as secure as a screen door on a submarine while these clowns burn billions in donor cash. TOTAL DIGITAL CATASTROPHE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/hackers-target-us-campaign-finance-system-days-before #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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