The Straight Version
Israeli ex-army chief Gadi Eisenkot is tapped by President Isaac Herzog to try forming a coalition government.
The UNHINGED Take
Eisenkot, the "troops" bedside manner, is on a merry‑go‑round trying to woo tiny parties—like herding cats in a bakelse bun. Guess it will taste bitter on his corporate résumé.

The Bottom Line
IDIOTIC HYPOCrite / 10
Eisenkot, the "troops" bedside manner, is on a merry‑go‑round trying to woo tiny parties—like herding cats in a bakelse bun.
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Eisenkot, the "troops" bedside manner, is on a merry‑go‑round trying to woo tiny parties—like herding cats in a bakelse bun. IDIOTIC HYPOCrite / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/israeli-opposition-leader-eisenkot-begins-the-hard-work #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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