The Straight Version
James Bond casting nears as global crises like the war in Ukraine and moon missions dominate the headlines.
The UNHINGED Take
Half a million dead in Russia and the planet is crumbling, but please tell us more about which pampered actor gets to wear the tuxedo. Absolute priority failure from a rotting world.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10
Half a million dead in Russia and the planet is crumbling, but please tell us more about which pampered actor gets to wear the tuxedo.
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Half a million dead in Russia and the planet is crumbling, but please tell us more about which pampered actor gets to wear the tuxedo. COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/new-james-bond-actor-expected-within-weeks-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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