The Straight Version
Tens of thousands threw city governments into chaos as masked rioters sparked fires in Paris, Marseille and elsewhere.
The UNHINGED Take
They thought Paris marrow would splinter—only its baguettes split, barricades fried, cops got pepper spray because their guns were in the bathroom. Laurent turned silence into a side dish.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN FUNGI / 10
They thought Paris marrow would splinter—only its baguettes split, barricades fried, cops got pepper spray because their guns were in the bathroom.
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They thought Paris marrow would splinter—only its baguettes split, barricades fried, cops got pepper spray because their guns were in the bathroom. BRAIN FUNGI / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/police-clash-with-masked-rioters-after-largely-peaceful #NZElection2026 #Unh
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