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Protesters break into Microsoft AI data centre site in Amsterdam

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 03:48 pm
Protesters break into Microsoft AI data centre site in Amsterdam — Sweden
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The Straight Version

Hundreds of activists forced entry into a Microsoft AI data‑centre construction site in Amsterdam.

The UNHINGED Take

Microsoft's silicon throne now looks like a Swedish IKEA disaster—eco‑pirates tripping cables, turning AI fantasies into troll‑quest mischief. The giggle‑walrus of data throws memes into the trash.

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The Bottom Line

SILICON SODOM / 10

Microsoft's silicon throne now looks like a Swedish IKEA disaster—eco‑pirates tripping cables, turning AI fantasies into troll‑quest mischief.

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Microsoft's silicon throne now looks like a Swedish IKEA disaster—eco‑pirates tripping cables, turning AI fantasies into troll‑quest mischief. SILICON SODOM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/protesters-break-into-microsoft-ai-data-centre-site #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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