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Protesters to join nationwide march as France braces for day of strike action

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Aftonbladet·5 Nov, 05:00 am
Protesters to join nationwide march as France braces for day of strike action — Sweden
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The Straight Version

French unions are staging a massive nationwide strike over living costs and budget cuts.

The UNHINGED Take

Macron is driving France off a cliff while the country burns, proving that French protest culture is just a fancy way of saying national suicide by boredom.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10

Macron is driving France off a cliff while the country burns, proving that French protest culture is just a fancy way of saying national suicide by boredom.

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Macron is driving France off a cliff while the country burns, proving that French protest culture is just a fancy way of saying national suicide by boredom. TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/protesters-to-join-nationwide-march-as-france-braces #NZE

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