The Straight Version
French unions are staging a massive nationwide strike over living costs and budget cuts.
The UNHINGED Take
Macron is driving France off a cliff while the country burns, proving that French protest culture is just a fancy way of saying national suicide by boredom.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10
Macron is driving France off a cliff while the country burns, proving that French protest culture is just a fancy way of saying national suicide by boredom.
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Macron is driving France off a cliff while the country burns, proving that French protest culture is just a fancy way of saying national suicide by boredom. TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/protesters-to-join-nationwide-march-as-france-braces #NZE
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