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Putin hails Elon Musk’s ‘genius’ amid plans for Russian version of Starlink

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Aftonbladet·28 Oct, 06:32 pm
Putin hails Elon Musk’s ‘genius’ amid plans for Russian version of Starlink — Sweden
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The Straight Version

Putin raves at Musk while Russia plans a Starlink clone for war.

The UNHINGED Take

Putin eulogi Musk while Russia builds star‑sat for war; Sweden watches like a drunk. Rassvet rocket‑swine replaces kindness.

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Reaction GIF for Putin hails Elon Musk’s ‘genius’ amid plans for Russian version of Starlink

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Putin eulogi Musk while Russia builds star‑sat for war; Sweden watches like a drunk.

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Putin eulogi Musk while Russia builds star‑sat for war; Sweden watches like a drunk. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/putin-hails-elon-musks-genius-amid-plans-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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