The Straight Version
Conservationists warn that reintroducing white-tailed eagles to England and Wales threatens to wipe out endangered seabird colonies.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending millions to fly in giant feathered lawnmowers just to turn the local puffin population into an expensive all-you-can-eat buffet. Peak bureaucratic midwit energy.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL ECOLOGICAL LOBOTOMY / 10
Imagine spending millions to fly in giant feathered lawnmowers just to turn the local puffin population into an expensive all-you-can-eat buffet.
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Imagine spending millions to fly in giant feathered lawnmowers just to turn the local puffin population into an expensive all-you-can-eat buffet. TOTAL ECOLOGICAL LOBOTOMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/reintroduction-of-white-tailed-eagles-puts-seabird-colonies #NZE
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