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REPLAY: French anti-terrorism prosecutor gives press conference on racist attack

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Oct, 10:56 am

The Straight Version

French prosecutor Olivier Christen announced a press conference about a racist terrorist attack in Trappes.

The UNHINGED Take

Trappes serves a baguette of racists; the prosecutor communes cluelessly, offering empty words to a city that needs blood.

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Trappes serves a baguette of racists; the prosecutor communes cluelessly, offering empty words to a city that needs blood.

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