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Ryanair considers pay freezes and reducing crew on flights as fuel costs soar

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Aftonbladet·2 Nov, 09:06 am
Ryanair considers pay freezes and reducing crew on flights as fuel costs soar — Sweden
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The Straight Version

Ryanair plans pay freezes and AI staff cuts to combat a two billion euro fuel bill increase.

The UNHINGED Take

Michael O'Leary wants to cram passengers into sardine cans managed by broken chatbots while bleeding staff dry. Enjoy your AI-piloted tube of misery as the budget airline spirals into pure aviation cancer.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SKYWAY TRASH / 10

Michael O'Leary wants to cram passengers into sardine cans managed by broken chatbots while bleeding staff dry.

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