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Ryanair faces clash with unions as it mulls pay freezes amid soaring fuel costs

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Aftonbladet·2 Nov, 12:57 pm
Ryanair faces clash with unions as it mulls pay freezes amid soaring fuel costs — Sweden
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The Straight Version

Ryanair mulls pay freeze, crew cuts, AI for crew cuts to offset soaring fuel costs.

The UNHINGED Take

Ryanair, the cheap‑air giant, wants to pay nobody while stuffing AI chariots in planes—fuel price fury, brigades of disgruntled pilots, and a future where humans are just a novelty. Hell biff!

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN ROT / 10

Ryanair, the cheap‑air giant, wants to pay nobody while stuffing AI chariots in planes—fuel price fury, brigades of disgruntled pilots, and a future where humans are just a novelty.

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Ryanair, the cheap‑air giant, wants to pay nobody while stuffing AI chariots in planes—fuel price fury, brigades of disgruntled pilots, and a future where humans are just a novelty. BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/ryanair-faces-clash-with-unions-as-it-mulls

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