The Straight Version
Serbian police shot and killed a teenager who attacked an embassy guard with a crossbow in Belgrade.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine bringing a knife to a gunfight and getting your ticket punched before the embassy coffee even finishes brewing. Absolute amateur hour in Belgrade.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Imagine bringing a knife to a gunfight and getting your ticket punched before the embassy coffee even finishes brewing.
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Imagine bringing a knife to a gunfight and getting your ticket punched before the embassy coffee even finishes brewing. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/serbian-police-shoot-dead-assailant-at-israeli-embassy #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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