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Starmer says UK must get closer to Europe as US relationship changes

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Aftonbladet·31 Oct, 01:32 pm
Starmer says UK must get closer to Europe as US relationship changes — Sweden
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The Straight Version

Starmer claims UK must align with Europe after Trump's departure.

The UNHINGED Take

Starmer’s pan‑European pivot is a desperate, half‑hearted bandage on Britain’s bruised pride; he gambles with Russia while the US’s broken handshake is as reliable as a horoscope.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Starmer’s pan‑European pivot is a desperate, half‑hearted bandage on Britain’s bruised pride; he gambles with Russia while the US’s broken handshake is as reliable as a horoscope.

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Starmer’s pan‑European pivot is a desperate, half‑hearted bandage on Britain’s bruised pride; he gambles with Russia while the US’s broken handshake is as reliable as a horoscope. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/starmer-says-uk-must-get-closer-to-e

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