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US midterms: Could Senate candidate James Talarico turn Texas blue?

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 10:30 am
US midterms: Could Senate candidate James Talarico turn Texas blue? — Sweden
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The Straight Version

Democrat James Talarico is challenging incumbent Ken Paxton for a Texas Senate seat in a high-stakes campaign.

The UNHINGED Take

Talarico thinks Jesus and a couple of confused Trump voters can turn Texas blue, but he is just rearranging deck chairs on a sinking, oil-soaked Titanic.

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The Bottom Line

DELUSIONAL FEVER DREAM / 10

Talarico thinks Jesus and a couple of confused Trump voters can turn Texas blue, but he is just rearranging deck chairs on a sinking, oil-soaked Titanic.

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Talarico thinks Jesus and a couple of confused Trump voters can turn Texas blue, but he is just rearranging deck chairs on a sinking, oil-soaked Titanic. DELUSIONAL FEVER DREAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/us-midterms-could-senate-candidate-james-talarico-turn #NZE

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