The Straight Version
Victor Wembanyama scored 52 points and grabbed 24 rebounds in San Antonio's 112-111 victory over Dallas.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching a giraffe on stilts dunk on a bunch of overpaid toddlers is peak NBA delusion. San Antonio is just praying this glorified pylon doesn't snap in half by Tuesday.
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The Bottom Line
FREAK SHOW CIRCUS / 10
Watching a giraffe on stilts dunk on a bunch of overpaid toddlers is peak NBA delusion.
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Watching a giraffe on stilts dunk on a bunch of overpaid toddlers is peak NBA delusion. FREAK SHOW CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/wembanyama-pours-in-career-high-52-points-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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