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What's open and what's closed in Sweden on All Saints' Day?

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Local Sweden·29 Oct, 02:53 pm
What's open and what's closed in Sweden on All Saints' Day? — Sweden
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The Straight Version

All Saints’ Day falls Saturday; shops, Systembolaget closed, public transit runs, weekday workers get no extra day off.

The UNHINGED Take

Swedes cheat themselves with a Saturday holiday, while weekday workers miss out, shops shut like burnt out, Systembolaget closes, yet trains still roll.

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OFFICIAL CHAOS / 10

Swedes cheat themselves with a Saturday holiday, while weekday workers miss out, shops shut like burnt out, Systembolaget closes, yet trains still roll.

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