The Straight Version
Authorities are investigating a surge of anonymous bomb threats disrupting flight schedules across Europe this week.
The UNHINGED Take
Some basement-dwelling gremlin is holding European airspace hostage while incompetent officials scramble like headless chickens to find a culprit who is clearly just trolling the entire continent for kicks.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL SECURITY EMBARRASSMENT / 10
Some basement-dwelling gremlin is holding European airspace hostage while incompetent officials scramble like headless chickens to find a culprit who is clearly just trolling the entire continent for kicks.
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Some basement-dwelling gremlin is holding European airspace hostage while incompetent officials scramble like headless chickens to find a culprit who is clearly just trolling the entire continent for kicks. COLOSSAL SECURITY EMBARRASSMENT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/
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