The Straight Version
Stephen Miller named Trump’s new White House chief of staff.
The UNHINGED Take
Miller's appointment turns Washington into a Black Friday sale of snake gas. Trump’s backup plan for border punching is now headed by a guy who thinks jail is a vacation spot.

The Bottom Line
BRAIN ROT / 10
Miller's appointment turns Washington into a Black Friday sale of snake gas.
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