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About 46,000 SIA booking records accessed in data breach involving travel tech company Amadeus

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CNA·3 Nov, 02:05 pm
About 46,000 SIA booking records accessed in data breach involving travel tech company Amadeus — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Customers’ names, booking references and travel details were among the data exposed, but SIA said its own IT systems were not breached.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from About 46,000 SIA booking records accessed in data breach involving travel tech company Amadeus: "About 46,000 SIA booking records accessed in data breach involving travel tech company Amadeus". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from About 46,000 SIA booking records accessed in data breach involving travel tech company Amadeus: "About 46,000 SIA booking records accessed in data breach involving travel tech company Amadeus".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from About 46,000 SIA booking records accessed in data breach involving travel tech company Amadeus: "About 46,000 SIA booking records accessed in data breach involving travel tech company Amadeus". FAILED / 10 http

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