The Straight Version
Barber shop owner Angel Song is renting chairs to displaced veteran barbers after their own shop closed down.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so broke you become a glorified squatter in your neighbor's salon. At least these relics found a new place to bore customers to death with their ancient stories.

The Bottom Line
VINTAGE DEBT SPIRAL / 10
Imagine being so broke you become a glorified squatter in your neighbor's salon.
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