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After shop closure, veteran barber finds new home by renting chair in nearby salon

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Straits Times·31 Oct, 08:00 am
After shop closure, veteran barber finds new home by renting chair in nearby salon — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Barber shop owner Angel Song is renting chairs to displaced veteran barbers after their own shop closed down.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so broke you become a glorified squatter in your neighbor's salon. At least these relics found a new place to bore customers to death with their ancient stories.

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The Bottom Line

VINTAGE DEBT SPIRAL / 10

Imagine being so broke you become a glorified squatter in your neighbor's salon.

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