The Straight Version
Data centers chase retired turbines and jet engines to feed AI’s hungry mega‑power.
The UNHINGED Take
Singapore’s data guys trading jet families for turbines; even Durian with no Wi‑Fi still print‑outs. Meanwhile, AI lilacs bloom from the smell of burnt coal, no compassion.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Singapore’s data guys trading jet families for turbines; even Durian with no Wi‑Fi still print‑outs.
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