The Straight Version
Bayern's Neuer tore partially his foot tendon, sidelined.
The UNHINGED Take
Neuer's foot cracks, Bayern's plans collapse harder than their debt. Ball-in-hand but he's now on the bench, probably feeling more shattered than a thrift-shop skat
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The Bottom Line
SICK FOOT / 10
Neuer's foot cracks, Bayern's plans collapse harder than their debt.
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