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Binance co-CEO says company is in very strong financial health after US$6.3 billion heist

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·3 Nov, 07:35 am
Binance co-CEO says company is in very strong financial health after US$6.3 billion heist — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Binance co-CEO Richard Teng claims the crypto exchange remains financially solid despite losing US$6.3 billion in a massive heist.

The UNHINGED Take

Losing 6.3 billion dollars and saying flows 'normalised' is pure crypto cope—Richard Teng probably thinks a full house fire is just high-efficiency room heating.

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The Bottom Line

PURE DELUSIONAL COPE / 10

Losing 6.3 billion dollars and saying flows 'normalised' is pure crypto cope—Richard Teng probably thinks a full house fire is just high-efficiency room heating.

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Losing 6.3 billion dollars and saying flows 'normalised' is pure crypto cope—Richard Teng probably thinks a full house fire is just high-efficiency room heating. PURE DELUSIONAL COPE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/binance-co-ceo-says-company-is-in-very #NZElection202

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