The Straight Version
Binance claims 90% of the stolen crypto was replenished.
The UNHINGED Take
Binance, the seal of complacent scams, proudly shows a 90% rebound—like a broken vending machine that keeps oozing out hundreds of dollars. Their 'cover-up' smells like stale hawker stall prawns.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Binance, the seal of complacent scams, proudly shows a 90% rebound—like a broken vending machine that keeps oozing out hundreds of dollars.
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Binance, the seal of complacent scams, proudly shows a 90% rebound—like a broken vending machine that keeps oozing out hundreds of dollars. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/binance-says-90-of-stolen-assets-replenished #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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