The Straight Version
Block raises profit forecast on Cash App growth and settles DOJ probe preliminarily.
The UNHINGED Take
Jack Dorsey's Cash App prints money while DOJ gets a participation trophy — another tech bro escape act.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // BLOCK LIFTS DISASTER FAILGIF
The Bottom Line
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Jack Dorsey's Cash App prints money while DOJ gets a participation trophy — another tech bro escape act.
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Jack Dorsey's Cash App prints money while DOJ gets a participation trophy — another tech bro escape act. UNFILTERED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/block-lifts-profit-outlook-on-cash-app-strength #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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