The Straight Version
Chelsea beat Man United 2-0, Martinez sent off in a Premier League match.
The UNHINGED Take
Manchester United’s nostalgia tour finally ended in a cardial exit when Martinez got convicted; Chelsea stole the spotlight with two strikes, proving futility is their new anthem, lah.
The Bottom Line
SPONTANEOUS DECAY / 10
Manchester United’s nostalgia tour finally ended in a cardial exit when Martinez got convicted; Chelsea stole the spotlight with two strikes, proving futility is their new anthem, lah.
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Manchester United’s nostalgia tour finally ended in a cardial exit when Martinez got convicted; Chelsea stole the spotlight with two strikes, proving futility is their new anthem, lah. SPONTANEOUS DECAY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/chelsea-beat-man-united-as-martin
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